A secret
I'm going to tell you a secret: I'm a core issue queue ninja.
I appeared from nowhere last summer and started raising hell--quietly and politely. I patch and test and triage, and mentor and review. You look for the new critical, but I have already triaged it. You ask me for a comment, but I have already replied. I cut through code style errors with deadly efficiency. Every week, I deploy a ninja clan against the core queue.
These are my assassination targets:
Ninjas need tools
The standard ninja is swift and efficient with bare hands and feet, but so much more deadly when